You have now created a Holy Shit elemental.
DM, after the druid cast ‘Bless water’ and ‘Animate water’ in a sewer full of demons. (via outofcontextdnd)

mari-ari-ari:

I was driving home and sitting at an intersection when I looked over and saw…cosplayers?! But for why? My neighborhood isn’t cool. That corner only has a Bank of America and an El Fenix. I decided to investigate.

Apparently they were posing for photos in order to raise money for college. Now I admit, I’m always skeptical of people trying to get my money. But they seemed trustworthy enough in person, and if their armor looks that good they’re probably the type of people who will work hard to make something of themselves. So I got a photo with them!

I’m also happy they’re in this particular area, because a) it’s sorta low-income and there isn’t much for young kids to get excited about here, and b) kids get a chance to see that their heroes can cross race boundaries and still be awesome!

So if you’re a cosplayer, consider something like this the next time you want to raise money for a good cause, or just want to make some random kids’ (and grown-ups’) days!

I really want to watch Heavenly Creatures again

But I don’t know whether I’m prepared to handle misery girlfriends this late in the week

i made it over an hour into DRAMAtical Murder before anyone bothered telling me it was a yaoi game

methblue:

ohh my god

methblue:

ohh my god

So I’m in my bedroom for the evening, right? And I get up to go to the kitchen for a snack and as I’m pulling out a yogurt from the fridge, I hear this loud crash of furniture from the den. so since it’s just me and my brother in the house for the night I go ahead and call out, “Hey, you okay?” and then glance up into the dining room area to see my brother is somehow already standing there

and, having already catapulted himself three rooms backward in two seconds flat halfway across the house, my brother then turns to me with the most betrayed, horrified look on his face, and asks in about as high a pitch his sixteen-year-old voice can muster—

"Since when do cockroaches fly?!?

have you guys seen the genderbent version of “Let It Go" from Frozen yet? because let me tell you it’s actually pretty good and worth a watch or two…hundred

What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

ARRGHHH THE COFFEE SHOP BY MY HOUSE HAS SUCH GOOD PUMPKIN SPICE FROZEN LATTE DRINKS THAT IT’S SERIOUSLY BECOMING A PROBLEM LIKE I AM COUNTING DOWN THE HOURS FROM WORK UNTIL I’LL BE ABLE TO LEAVE AND GO GET ONE